February 2012
24 posts
Baby woke up and cried viciously.
But I was instructed that she’s a crier, and if she were to cry it would be best to wait 20 minutes then go help her. I waited 15 and then decided she sounded like she needed something, and didn’t sound like she was about to quit crying anyway…she needed her milk. And the light from the door was bothering her. And im pretty sure she is crying again…later tumblr.
Babysitting.
Kids have been asleep for hours. The whole time I’ve been here, actually. I just keep checking that they’re still breathing…
odairofdistrict4:
peeta-is-my-lover:
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
January 2012
105 posts
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GIF Challenge
Some of these are kinda funny.
The first gif in your folder represents who you are:
The 9th is how you feel today:
7th is your taste in music:
4th is your relationship with your friends:
17th describes your love life:
3rd is something people may not know about you:
15th is what you do when you you’re alone:
20th is how your day will go:
13th is how people see you:
6th...
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Watchtake-me-far-away-from-here:
Jennifer Lawrence - MTV After Hours At The Movie Awards
